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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:07

Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
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Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
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Thumbs down again.
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Next, they tried...