What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Mazda Blamed Owners Until Regulators Stepped In - Carscoops

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Anthony Richardson sidelined by shoulder injury - NBC Sports

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How do scientists behave?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How do you dry your hair fast?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Belarus opposition leader Siarhei Tsikhanouski freed from jail after rare visit by top US envoy - Sky News

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

New evidence suggests cosmic expansion may reverse and cause the Universe to implode in a spectacular finale - BBC Sky at Night Magazine

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Your Brain Has a Hidden Rhythm, And It May Reveal How Smart You Are - ScienceAlert

Thumbs down again.

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

When Don Nelson collects Chuck Daly Lifetime Achievement Award, he’ll throw shade at Doncic trade - San Francisco Chronicle

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

2 Idaho firefighters killed in ambush, dead man found with gun near Canfield Mountain - NonStop Local KHQ

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

How Ticket Resellers Caused Drama at Miley Cyrus’ ‘Something Beautiful’ Tribeca Film Premiere - The Hollywood Reporter

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

15-Year WWE Record Broken On SmackDown - WrestleTalk

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Wanda Sykes delivers epic 26-minute acceptance speech, mentions every other winner at event and speaks up for trans people - CNN